SLAMGAUGE

This one is kind of an inside joke between me and my friends.
But if you ever go downtown and see a guy wearing pants tighter than your girls tight jeans then you will pretty much understand. I can't check out a band downtown without seeing a thousand of these 80's throwback , hipster, sissy boys running around all over the place. I even have a few friends that wear the girl pants. Seriously, I went shopping with a buddy of mine and he was actually browsing in the woman's section. I slipped over and tried to whisper to him that he was looking at chick jeans and he turned to me and said that they fit him better. Can't argue with that kind of logic.