SLAMGAUGE

Poison sure makes animals pretty.
In the beginning, manipulative women fuck like the world is about to end.
The clergy molests little children.
Whiskey tastes best right before bed.
Tear the muffler off your car and
we can enjoy the warm weather.
PETA would love it to be to hot to wear fur and leather.
A glass of wine and a trusted lover
makes sex so much better.

So crank the A/C and sport a minx.
Lick an azure frog and begin to seize.
Eyes softly dilate in a neurotoxic haze.
Posture up like a crab trying to mate.
They won't find you until you start to stink.